Friday, February 8, 2008

Mike Huckabee is an idiot

I was just on the Mike Huckabee site. This guy is a moron. It says on his site if I give him $2300 he will make me a "Huckabee Ranger" and I get special access to areas of his website..

I don't want to be a Ranger!

If I am going to give a candidate 23oo dollars I want a decoder ring and to see special parts of a website that have hot models and lots of bare skin. I doubt if Mike's website features that kind of fun.

So Mike call up your buddy Upchuck Norris and tell him no one wants to play Texas ranger today because we are busy looking at the special parts of special websites for free!

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