Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts

Sunday, September 7, 2008

I will be in Mccain's Cabinet

After hearing of John McCain's pick of Sarah Palin to be Vice president I was elated. As he listed her experience I was overjoyed. He specifically pointed out her time as PTA President as a reason he selected her.

I have never presided over a PTA but I was a Little league President.

I am hoping McCain recognizes my experience and offers me a cabinet post. Maybe Secretary of the Interior?

With my vast experience at running a twelve team Little league I should be ready to manage a Cabinet Department.

Can it really be that different?

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Mike Huckabee the Hypocrite

Mike Huckabee is a hypocrite.

Today I watched Mike Huckabee as he pontificated about man's laws and the ten commandments. His claim is “There are only ten basic laws that we need. If you think about it, the Ten Commandments cover it all.” . He went on to say "The reason law gets more complicated is because we try to figure out clever ways around those ten,”.

Interesting thoughts.

I don't mind a guy taking his religious beliefs seriously. I don't mind him passing them on to interested listeners. What I do mind is a politician who is full of crap.

Mike I have read the Commandments and I would like to point out one in particular "'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy." I also remember the longer, fuller version. It says you shouldn't work. It says your man servant shouldn't work. It says your maid servant shouldn't work. It even goes as far in some versions to say your ox and your ass shouldn't work.

So Mike, how many staffers did you require on this trip? How many Secret Service were required to work because you chose Sunday to speak? When you get down to it, isn't your job making speeches in support of your run for the Presidency?

You Sir, in front of the whole nation, broke the fourth (in my church) Commandment.

You worked on the Sabbath.

You made it required that man servants and maid servants worked.

I am not sure about oxen but I have heard some of your staffers and yes you made asses work too.

The only conclusion I can draw from your actions are;
You are one of those people that try clever ways to get around the Ten Commandments.

Shame on you Mike Huckabee!

Friday, February 8, 2008

Mike Huckabee is an idiot

I was just on the Mike Huckabee site. This guy is a moron. It says on his site if I give him $2300 he will make me a "Huckabee Ranger" and I get special access to areas of his website..

I don't want to be a Ranger!

If I am going to give a candidate 23oo dollars I want a decoder ring and to see special parts of a website that have hot models and lots of bare skin. I doubt if Mike's website features that kind of fun.

So Mike call up your buddy Upchuck Norris and tell him no one wants to play Texas ranger today because we are busy looking at the special parts of special websites for free!